I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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