OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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