either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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