but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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