Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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