called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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