his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
