Christians are straight up FREAKS
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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