I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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