Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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