So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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