I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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