try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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