i barfeds in our rink
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
