Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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