Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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