I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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