We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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