We won't sleep together?
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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