so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
home. puking in laundry basket.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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