I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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