THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
