And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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