rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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