Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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