I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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