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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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