Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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