if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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