so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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