Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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