So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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