i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
