What did we do last night that was yellow?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize