We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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