Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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