Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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