We're like a lot better than the average bears
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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