Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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