How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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