tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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