I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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