We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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