We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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