There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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