So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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