in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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