do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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