Duck Duck Cougar?
just tell him i said nine months
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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