Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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