Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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