I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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