You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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