I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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